Vomitting Rainbows

Well the social experiment went exceedingly well. I got three dates, two of which I enjoyed, one, with Irene Adler sucked balls.

Anyways, updates!!

Cloud is awesome, so awesome I will now call her panda. Starfire is really cool too, but things with panda have kind of gotten somewhere.

It is now facebook official and whatnot, but only her and her friends who have added me can see the relationship. One might ask “But firefox!! that is really messed up!!” And to that I respond “I know… but this is another case of the ‘I can do better’ syndrome that I have always had, except this time I know I can do better :(“

So the gist of this relationship is, I will enjoy it for a bit, then cut it off before things get too serious, unless I decide I want things to become serious.

At this rate however I will say no I don’t want things to get serious this is because there are these two irishi beauties in my life, one is an angel and the other is a succubus.

The irish angel just became single, and is the “better” that I should and can do.

The irish succubus has always been a succubus, but I am attracted nonetheless so if she were to be like “hey let’s date” I would more than likely go for it.

None of them know that I am in a relationship, so things will be interesting. I don’t want to break panda’s heart, because I am literally all she has (besides friends and some family of course) but she doesn’t have any parents or grandparents, and is getting to that age where your social circles become solidified and are hard to expand. So I feel bad for not being open about our relationship, and that I Feel like things are going to end relatively soon.

The irish girls definitely have their downsides though, which is why I wasn’t dating them in the first place, so I may stick with panda.

I just need a time length of one month to see what I should or can do. Then I will make any decisions from there.

As for my experiment I deem it concluded for now since I have panda, Starfire, and the irish girls all knocking on my door. There is no since in adding more lady fists to the constant rapping on my door.

The moral of this story is when you’re sexy and you know it, don’t use online dating websites, everyone will love you. If you’re a nice guy and you know it, stop hooking up with chicks, because nice girls hate that.

I asked them all out, they all said yes, two dates are at an awesome chinese place(sadly one of those I couldn’t think of anything else) and the other one is a 90 minute drive away. Yay!

This is pretty much the final phase of the “experiment” I will see how all 3 react and if I can date them some more.

I have been getting more messages and what not and actually started texting Starfire, blah blah blah, more of the same.

Some super hippy chick messaged me, shes so hippy though it’s annoying.

Aaaand yeah

Bring out the heavy rollers, it’s killin’ time.

But HOLD THOSE ROLLERS!!

I just realized that, you know, these girls are probably getting messages from tons and tons of guys everyday. I don’t think anything is going to happen, but I will put my best foot forward, hopefully, hopefully, they will be attracted, if not I won’t blame them. My guy is almost always right, and my gut hurts.

Man am I tired, I found out Starfire’s real name, but I will continue calling her Starfire on here. Some more ladies messaged me with their analyses, some more correct than others. The dense girl stopped messaging me yay.

One girl I did message in a previous OkCupid profile I had, and I feel like it would be interesting to see how she will react when I say “hey I messaged you on here before, but you didn’t respond”.

Starfire, and another Lady, we will call her Ruby, for no reason really are going to send me pictures of their rooms so I can judge them, I am sooooo excited to do this. I really want to date Starfire.

Irene is kind of falling off on the interest scale, she seems smart, but boring. Cloud is pretty awesome as well, I played a round of rummy with her and her friends through OkCupid.

The main focus right now is on Starfire, I really, REALLY, hope we can go on a date and I really REALLY hope that a relationship will start.

In other news I found a website that has some of SNSD’s shows with english subtitles, some of which I can’t get on Soshified, AWWWW YEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

I am smitten like a kitten because Starfire has me trippin.

She is awesome, so awesome, I really want to ask her out but sadly I am going to be busy for the next two weeks on the weekends, maybe a week day date? On the day of fries? Maybe…….

Irene is really cool too, but her questions are getting deep, they are kind of getting into the darker times in my life, but it’s whatever she’s still cool in my book.

Cloud asked me what I thought about her, I said she seemed like a sweet heart, down to earth, and strong, I am definitely asking her out sometime in the future, just to see what happens more than anything.

Spongebob is dead

Richard is meh

I messaged a new girl, I’ll call her barbie, she’s kind of dense, she uses things like Ppl, doesn’t correct spelling errors, and thinks that I am after her body. She’s going to be let go, I hate dense girls, there is also a note of cynicism in her responses for some reason, I hate dense girls. :(

I did find this really awesome lady though who lived in Australia and all around the world I don’t think were a match because compared to her I have lived a conservative life, but she may enjoy what is going on. I will call her Dora, the explorer haha.

I really hope me and Starfire keep talking though because she’s awesome I hope she’s cute at the least, if she’s ugly I would still be tempted to date her because she is that awesome.

FIREFOX OVER AND OUT!!

WHAT QUADS NO WAY!!!?!?!?!?! Well of course not more like CINCOS!!!

Yeah I am talking to 5 girls on OkCupid, one of which blew off my room mate and best friend multiple times when he asked her out on the same website IT IS NIGH TIME FOR REVENGE!!!

regardless, a lot of them start of with “You approach to this website is intriguing…” or something along those lines. First girl, she needs a name, hmm, I will call her cloud. Cloud and I have bonded pretty well, I feel like I should ask her out sooner or later, the Sherlock girl, we will call her Irene Adler, is really all about asking me questions, which is cool since most of the girls have been more about them than me, not even balanced. Then we have the third girl, we will call her Starfire, she appreciated my SNSD. I also told Irene Adler about my fixation with kpop as well. I feel as if this is a good variable to throw into this experiment. The next two are spongebob and richard. Spongebob has been unresponsive for some time, so I will declare her creeped out if she doesn’t respond by tomorrow. Richard is the one who blew off my room mate, she is instant messaging me right now. I am only playing the part of some random guy doing a social experiment right now since

A. I wouldn’t want to do that to my room mate

B. Shes kind of a bitch for what she did to him

C. Her last name is Dick lololololol

but no really, I saw her back in the day when I was a normal OkCupid user and I wasn’t attracted, she’s really outdoorsy and I am really indoorsy. yeah…

I really like Starfire due to the fact that she seems super sweet, and I love super sweet. Irene Adler would be fun to talk to and debate with, maybe even play chess against. Cloud would be a really loyal girlfriend and I really feel like I could trust her with anything. Spongebob and Richard are meh.

This is the greatest idea I have ever had.

And all the honey badgers said goodnight.

Okay so I lost count of what day it is, even though I am pretty sure it is either day 4 or 5, I’m just too lazy to scroll through all the lovely pictures of SNSD on my dashboard to see what day I am on, I am even too lazy to view my profile, which would be much easier, anyways.

I’M JUGGLING TRIPS!!

That’s right three girls now have messaged me with interest regarding what I am doing on OkCupid.

One female did an outstanding sherlockian analysis of my room and almost nailed my personality, as of now she’s the one I am interested in the most because I LOVE SMART GIRLS. Second place goes to the first lady I started talking to, even though her answers lacked depth she still is pretty cool. Third place goes to someone new who messaged me today, granted she’s only sent me one message, but just from her profile and message she seems really cool.

I have to admit I kind of cheated and looked at their physical descriptions, they all seem to be bigger women to some degree, at least chubby, and minus the first lady that messaged me, the other two are taller than me, which isn’t a problem since its only one or two inches. Regardless bigger girls can be beautiful, they just can’t be so big to where it’s awkward to cuddle and if for some reason they get incapacitated I can’t carry them.

I’m glad this is taking off well, even if I don’t end up with dates in the end, or the women I date are not attracted to my physical appearance at least I am stimulating minds and giving people something new to experience, like I said on my profile, the human experience get’s boring quick, and I believe I am here to help keep things interesting.

/Bro comment  I hope, since they claim to be a little bigger, that their chests are large and their asses round /Bro comment

I can date bigger chicks as long as the are proportioned well, and I’m not even saying porn star well, if you look gross, you look gross, you may be awesome, but if you look disgusting I couldn’t date you no matter how awesome you are.

TO THE MOON!!!

When I asked the first lady I messaged about me, she said the following.

“You are very nice, seem super sweet…i dig your wardrobe and shoes”

When I asked her what I looked like she said.

“I imagine somewhat taller…of course i’m super short. But somewhat taller. Who am i kidding? In my head i have decided you’re attractive…kinda like someone i would notice across a room.”

To tell the truth I have been told I’m super nice and sweet many times so she got that much right. As for how I look I am not that tall, sure way taller than her since she is 5 foot 1. The main kicker is if she really thinks I am attractive, I wonder what her mental picture of me is right now?

I feel like I am having too much fun with this.  I hope she asks me out, because the main point of this was to see people’s reactions when we meet in real life. Would she really notice me across a room? Now that I think about it, that happens sometimes, but rarely.

I don’t know what to say in return, like I said earlier she doesn’t ask too many questions, but she did tell me about a crisis that just happened in her life, so we will most likely talk about that for a bit.

Alas my ego has been fed and now I find her interesting, amazing how the human mind works.

It’s been fun so far, but I think that I am no longer trying to date anyone by these means why? 

1. Most people on dating websites are socially awkward, insecure, or have low self esteem which is why they are on the sites in the first place.

2. Most people on dating websites are just looking to get laid.

3. Physical attraction plays a huge role in finding someone in life, and I have nullified that factor.

4. Awesome girls who would think this experiment is awesome probably don’t rely on online dating.

So it has now really become just a social experiment for myself to observe and study.

I finally asked the first lady I messaged to tell me about myself.

The interesting chick messaged me back, but it really wasn’t anything awesome.